Field Notebook No. 01 · Siamese
The Siamese, explained from ancient Siam to your sofa.
An illustrated e-book to understand why they talk back, pick a favorite person and darken in the cold. And to care for them the way the breed needs.
- 33pages
- 14chapters
- 10milestones
- 7lo-fi tracks
- Understand what they sayVoice, tail and ears decoded: what every meow is asking for.
- Care without guessworkThe breed's health, check-ups with typical U.S. costs, and everyday care.
- Know where they come fromFrom the temples of Siam to the White House in 1878: 10 illustrated milestones.
- Hear their personality7 lo-fi tracks in the note their meow sings. Which note? Chapter XI.
And one chapter comes sealed. The hidden side gathers the legends of Siam behind the kinked tail and the crossed eyes.
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and a mystery gift for every buyerThis is for you if…
You live with a Siamese
and want to understand why they talk back, follow you around and pick a favorite person.
You're about to adopt one
and want to know the health, care and temperament that come with them, before day one.
You love cats and good stories
and enjoy curiosities, legends and the kind of book you leave on the coffee table.
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What's inside
14 illustrated chapters, styled like a historian's field notebook
- IProfilethe 7 personality traits, scored 0 to 10p. 4
- IITimelinefrom ancient Siam to today, with the habits of each erap. 5
- IIIWho Is This Catquirks, food, toys and feelingsp. 9
- IVUp Closethe breed under a magnifying glassp. 11
- VThe four seasonsthe coat that changes with the coldp. 12
- VIDictionarywhat their voice, tail and ears are sayingp. 13
- VIIOwner's Guidehealth, check-ups with typical U.S. costs, and carep. 14
- VIIIFame and Culturemovies, books and celebritiesp. 17
- IXPaparazzithe Siamese caught next to famous peoplep. 19
- XFamily treethe Siamese's relatives, illustrated one by onep. 20
- XISoundtrackthe 7 songs made from their personalityp. 21
- XIIThe hidden sidelegends of Siam, in a sealed letterp. 25
- XIIIFor every catforbidden foods, where to pet, warning signsp. 26
- XIVSiamese Galleryevery kind, from champions to street catsp. 31
Take a look inside
real pages from the e-book · tap to enlarge
Like what you saw? There are 33 pages like these, and the hidden side is only in the e-book.
XI · Soundtrack
An e-book that also plays
Catverse turned the Siamese into a 7-track lo-fi playlist. The 7 traits of its profile became 7 feelings, and each feeling became a song. Before the first note, its meow was analyzed: every track is set in the note it sings.
- 7traits
- 7feelings
- 7tracks
- 1note: its own
- 01
The ConversationDialogueOnce you live with a Siamese, you never come home to a quiet house again.
- 02
The WindowWonderTo a Siamese, nothing is too small to deserve attention. Not even you.
- 03
Morning StretchVitalityWith a Siamese at home, the day starts when it decides.
- 04
3AM ZoomiesMischiefEvery Siamese owner has woken up at 3 a.m. to this noise. And laughed.
- 05
At the DoorWelcomeIt's not the cat that hides. It's the host.
- 06
Listening to the NightVigilIt knows you're sad before you say a word.
- 07
On Your LapAffectionYou don't choose a Siamese. It chooses you.
- Which note does the Siamese meow sing?the answer is in chapter XI
- An instrument from Thailand's temples plays on the tracks. Which one?its name and story, only in the e-book
The full playlist will be on the Catverse Lo-Fi channel.
Made with research, not in a rush
Feline personality studies from the University of Helsinki, covering thousands of cats.
Breed associations, veterinary guides and historians.
Reports from owners who live with Siamese cats every day.
Every legend is marked as a legend. Every source is listed at the end.
Field Notebook No. 01 · Siamese
What you get
- The Siamese e-book as an illustrated PDF in English: 33 pages, 14 chapters
- Opens on your phone, tablet or computer
- A4 format, ready to print at home
- Instant access by email, right after checkout
- A mystery gift, at no extra cost (see below)
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A gift for every buyer
A gift that grows over time.
What is it? You'll find out in your purchase email (and it costs nothing extra).
hint: it's not a cat.
7-day money-back guarantee
Read it at your own pace. If it's not for you, request a full refund through Hotmart within 7 days, no questions asked.
Frequently asked questions
What language is the e-book in?
English. This is the full English edition: the same 33 pages and 14 chapters, with the care guide adapted to typical U.S. costs.
Is it a printed book?
No. It's a PDF e-book designed like a field notebook. You get the file to read on screen or print at home.
How do I get it?
Right after payment, Hotmart emails you instant access.
What's the mystery gift?
No mystery here: the gift is access to future versions of this edition of the e-book, sent by email at no extra cost.
Do I need to own a Siamese?
Not at all. Many people buy it because they love the breed, before adopting, or as a gift.
Can I pay in my currency?
Yes. Checkout shows the price in your local currency, with cards accepted worldwide.
Does the health guide replace a vet?
No. It helps you notice signs early and talk to your vet with confidence, but it doesn't replace a visit.
What if I don't like it?
You have 7 days to request a refund, no explanation needed.
P X • C A T V E R S E
20 breeds, one universe
The Siamese is No. 01 in a collection of 20 field notebooks. The others are still sealed: each one opens when its e-book is released.
- you are here Siamesenº 01

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