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Field Notebook No. 01 · Siamese

The Siamese, explained from ancient Siam to your sofa.

An illustrated e-book to understand why they talk back, pick a favorite person and darken in the cold. And to care for them the way the breed needs.

  • 33pages
  • 14chapters
  • 10milestones
  • 7lo-fi tracks
  • Understand what they sayVoice, tail and ears decoded: what every meow is asking for.
  • Care without guessworkThe breed's health, check-ups with typical U.S. costs, and everyday care.
  • Know where they come fromFrom the temples of Siam to the White House in 1878: 10 illustrated milestones.
  • Hear their personality7 lo-fi tracks in the note their meow sings. Which note? Chapter XI.

And one chapter comes sealed. The hidden side gathers the legends of Siam behind the kinked tail and the crossed eyes.

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This is for you if…

You live with a Siamese

and want to understand why they talk back, follow you around and pick a favorite person.

You're about to adopt one

and want to know the health, care and temperament that come with them, before day one.

You love cats and good stories

and enjoy curiosities, legends and the kind of book you leave on the coffee table.

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What's inside

14 illustrated chapters, styled like a historian's field notebook

  1. I
    Profilethe 7 personality traits, scored 0 to 10
    p. 4
  2. II
    Timelinefrom ancient Siam to today, with the habits of each era
    p. 5
  3. III
    Who Is This Catquirks, food, toys and feelings
    p. 9
  4. IV
    Up Closethe breed under a magnifying glass
    p. 11
  5. V
    The four seasonsthe coat that changes with the cold
    p. 12
  6. VI
    Dictionarywhat their voice, tail and ears are saying
    p. 13
  7. VII
    Owner's Guidehealth, check-ups with typical U.S. costs, and care
    p. 14
  8. VIII
    Fame and Culturemovies, books and celebrities
    p. 17
  9. IX
    Paparazzithe Siamese caught next to famous people
    p. 19
  10. X
    Family treethe Siamese's relatives, illustrated one by one
    p. 20
  11. XI
    Soundtrackthe 7 songs made from their personality
    p. 21
  12. XII
    The hidden sidelegends of Siam, in a sealed letter
    p. 25
  13. XIII
    For every catforbidden foods, where to pet, warning signs
    p. 26
  14. XIV
    Siamese Galleryevery kind, from champions to street cats
    p. 31

Take a look inside

real pages from the e-book · tap to enlarge

Like what you saw? There are 33 pages like these, and the hidden side is only in the e-book.

XI · Soundtrack

An e-book that also plays

Catverse turned the Siamese into a 7-track lo-fi playlist. The 7 traits of its profile became 7 feelings, and each feeling became a song. Before the first note, its meow was analyzed: every track is set in the note it sings.

  1. 7traits
  2. 7feelings
  3. 7tracks
  4. 1note: its own
the Siamese meow, analyzed Hz · The frequency and the note are in chapter XI of the e-book.
  1. 01
    The ConversationDialogue

    Once you live with a Siamese, you never come home to a quiet house again.

  2. 02
    The WindowWonder

    To a Siamese, nothing is too small to deserve attention. Not even you.

  3. 03
    Morning StretchVitality

    With a Siamese at home, the day starts when it decides.

  4. 04
    3AM ZoomiesMischief

    Every Siamese owner has woken up at 3 a.m. to this noise. And laughed.

  5. 05
    At the DoorWelcome

    It's not the cat that hides. It's the host.

  6. 06
    Listening to the NightVigil

    It knows you're sad before you say a word.

  7. 07
    On Your LapAffection

    You don't choose a Siamese. It chooses you.

  • Which note does the Siamese meow sing?the answer is in chapter XI
  • An instrument from Thailand's temples plays on the tracks. Which one?its name and story, only in the e-book
listen to the playlist · coming soon

The full playlist will be on the Catverse Lo-Fi channel.

Made with research, not in a rush

33illustrated pages
14chapters
7traits measured
7soundtrack songs
Science

Feline personality studies from the University of Helsinki, covering thousands of cats.

Experts

Breed associations, veterinary guides and historians.

People who live with them

Reports from owners who live with Siamese cats every day.

Honesty

Every legend is marked as a legend. Every source is listed at the end.

Field Notebook No. 01 · Siamese

What you get

  • The Siamese e-book as an illustrated PDF in English: 33 pages, 14 chapters
  • Opens on your phone, tablet or computer
  • A4 format, ready to print at home
  • Instant access by email, right after checkout
  • A mystery gift, at no extra cost (see below)
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A gift for every buyer

A gift that grows over time.

What is it? You'll find out in your purchase email (and it costs nothing extra).

hint: it's not a cat.

7days

7-day money-back guarantee

Read it at your own pace. If it's not for you, request a full refund through Hotmart within 7 days, no questions asked.

Frequently asked questions

What language is the e-book in?

English. This is the full English edition: the same 33 pages and 14 chapters, with the care guide adapted to typical U.S. costs.

Is it a printed book?

No. It's a PDF e-book designed like a field notebook. You get the file to read on screen or print at home.

How do I get it?

Right after payment, Hotmart emails you instant access.

What's the mystery gift?

No mystery here: the gift is access to future versions of this edition of the e-book, sent by email at no extra cost.

Do I need to own a Siamese?

Not at all. Many people buy it because they love the breed, before adopting, or as a gift.

Can I pay in my currency?

Yes. Checkout shows the price in your local currency, with cards accepted worldwide.

Does the health guide replace a vet?

No. It helps you notice signs early and talk to your vet with confidence, but it doesn't replace a visit.

What if I don't like it?

You have 7 days to request a refund, no explanation needed.

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20 breeds, one universe

The Siamese is No. 01 in a collection of 20 field notebooks. The others are still sealed: each one opens when its e-book is released.

  1. you are here
    Siamese
    Siamesenº 01
    available
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    coming soon
  3. Maine Coonnº 03
    coming soon
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    coming soon
  5. British Shorthairnº 05
    coming soon
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    coming soon
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    coming soon
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    coming soon
  10. Russian Bluenº 10
    coming soon
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    coming soon
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    coming soon
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    coming soon
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    coming soon
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    coming soon
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    coming soon
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    coming soon
  18. Oriental Shorthairnº 18
    coming soon
  19. Burmesenº 19
    coming soon
  20. Mixed breednº 20
    coming soon
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